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Personalised photo gifts, printed to orderLinks here are paid placements. How that works

The fine print, plainly

The rules of using this site, written the way we would say them out loud. Nothing here is hidden behind a clause number.

What this site is

A catalogue of 552 printed pieces with our own writing about each one. It is not a shop. You cannot pay here, and there is no order to place on these pages.

What the buttons do

Every buy button opens the same piece at our retail partner. From the moment you land there, the contract is between you and them: their terms, their payment, their delivery and their policy on returns. We are not a party to it.

Prices and availability

Figures shown on these pages are the ones we recorded when the catalogue was last built. They move. The listing at the partner is the live one, and where the two disagree, the listing wins. Something in stock here may be gone there by the time you look.

What we wrote and what we did not

The descriptions, the notes and the section pages are ours, and copying them wholesale is not on. Product photographs come from the listings and belong to whoever holds them. Brand names elsewhere on the internet belong to their owners.

Advice, not a guarantee

The notes say what usually happens: how a nap softens fine text, how a wrap hides the edge of a frame, how long a transfer lasts. They are what we have seen at the bench, not a promise about your particular photograph on your particular piece.

If a page is wrong

Catalogues drift. If you find a broken link, a stale price or a description that does not match the listing, tell us and it gets fixed on the next build.

The short version

  • This is a catalogue, not a checkout.
  • Buying happens at our retail partner under their terms.
  • Prices here are a snapshot; the listing is the truth.
  • Our writing is ours; the product photographs are not.

How the money works

Written out in full, including who pays whom.

Who pays for this page